Round 6 - Mens Social - Super 3's vs Sussex Swans

Xav Holland | 24.06.22

Demons 1.2.8 Def by Sussex 3.4.22
 
No Match report was submitted, only a handful of recovered documents from the burnt out filing cabinet discovered in O'Neills
 
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Dear Green Guide,
 
I wish to make a complaint about the coverage of the football displayed last Saturday afternoon. As a long time viewer of the program called the 'Super 3s', I was undoubtedly annoyed when I tuned in to see the match only to find the footage full of static, aerial interference and some jerk in a blue long sleeved top who wouldn't SETTLE DOWN for a minute and ruined the whole experience. I shall not be watching again.
 
Yours truly
 
Judith
68, Vermont South
 
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Dear Dolly,
 
Over the weekend I have discovered an usual rash and feeling in the lower part of my body. I've never had this before, as usually I do not experience these strange symptoms on Saturday. Usually I have a really good feeling in my lower regions after a Saturday. Can you help? I have no one else to turn to.
 
Please help,
 
UnCommon Experience
 
Dear UnCommon Experience,
 
Please do not worry. As you get older and spend more time with strange men in fields, you'll surely develop these symptoms every now and then. It's perfectly common among people your age. Our suggestion would be to try this on the weekend: See Ball, Get Ball, Kick Goals and Drink Froths.
 
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Dearest Judith,
 
I write to you not in patience, but in haste, as I do not know how long I have left. We have been engulfed in a bloody war for what seems like 30mins, with the cold wind rising from the east. I hath not the strength, nor the will, to continue much longer. Plattsy has just died right before my eyes and Luke Rawson has succumbed to the injuries sustained when he had the enemy knife him from behind. Our only hope is Harry Pearce, our great West hope. He'll arrive, but when? Our hope is fading with every time Pete Murray gets caught holding the ball. We can't hold much longer.
 
I love you Judith. Yours, forever,
 
Forster.
 
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Date: 22.06.2022
Cabinet Ref: FDS-646-GEYW-5
Referring officer: Capt. R. Groves
 
MEMORANDUM -CC2022
 
SUBJECT: ENEMY ASSAULT
 
Copy of original report - REDACTED.
 
The following is the original report from the incident on Clapham Common June 18th, where under enemy fire, our forces were overwhelmed 
 
1. On the 22nd of June 2022 IdflnsdgjsdljbjsdgrljkngrdlbgdrlkbgrnjjdjklgdWe are the most successful Australian Rules club in the United Kingdom, and arguably the biggest club outside Australia. With five teams; Premiership, Conference, Social, Womens Premiership and Womens Conference, we were the first club in London history to have all five of our teams make the grand final in their respective leagues in 2017. Our Men's and Women's Premiership teams became Premiers and our Men's Social team achieved their third successive Premiership.

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2. At this moment ................... entered the field of play and then preceded to ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

3. The resulting ruckus lead to the coach Down at The Common there's a mighty football team,

And we're known as the Demons 'cause we always play to win.

We're out there every Saturday defeating all the teams,And we'll win the flag this year!

We're the mighty fighting Demons,We're the mighty fighting Demons,We're the mighty fighting Demons,and we'll win the flag this year!

Demons, Demons, Demons are we.

Wandsworth, Wandsworth, Wandsworth are we.

Whether we win or whether we lose,We always end up on the booze!

I submit this to the court as a true account of events

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End Submissions.

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